Licences and Permits

Licences and Permits

Official documents for activities your cat was going to do anyway. Processing time: one nap.


Permit to Sit on Freshly Folded Laundry

Permit to Sit on Freshly Folded Laundry

Stamped, signed and valid for any pile of warm clothes, especially black trousers. Renewal is automa..

$4.99 Ex Tax: $4.99
Licence to Ignore Name Being Called

Licence to Ignore Name Being Called

Grants the holder the right to hear their name, turn one ear, and continue doing nothing. Recognised..

$5.20 $6.50 Ex Tax: $5.20
Planning Permission for a Hairball (Hallway Only)

Planning Permission for a Hairball (Hallway Only)

Approves one hairball, to be placed in the hallway at night where it will be found by a bare foot. O..

$12.00 Ex Tax: $12.00
Visa for the Forbidden Bedroom

Visa for the Forbidden Bedroom

Opens the closed door through the time honoured method of scratching it until someone gives up. Vali..

$15.00 Ex Tax: $15.00
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