Licences and Permits

Official documents for activities your cat was going to do anyway. Processing time: one nap.
Permit to Sit on Freshly Folded Laundry
Stamped, signed and valid for any pile of warm clothes, especially black trousers. Renewal is automa..
$4.99
Ex Tax: $4.99
Licence to Ignore Name Being Called
Grants the holder the right to hear their name, turn one ear, and continue doing nothing. Recognised..
$5.20 $6.50
Ex Tax: $5.20
Planning Permission for a Hairball (Hallway Only)
Approves one hairball, to be placed in the hallway at night where it will be found by a bare foot. O..
$12.00
Ex Tax: $12.00
Visa for the Forbidden Bedroom
Opens the closed door through the time honoured method of scratching it until someone gives up. Vali..
$15.00
Ex Tax: $15.00
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