The Purrfect Union
Licence to Ignore Name Being Called
Grants the holder the right to hear their name, turn one ear, and continue doing nothing. Recognised..
Visa for the Forbidden Bedroom
Opens the closed door through the time honoured method of scratching it until someone gives up. Vali..
Tabby Inspector's Uniform
A smart tunic for conducting official inspections of shopping bags, boxes and anything new. Pockets ..
Hi Vis Vest for Midnight Zoomies
Reflective safety wear for running laps of the house at three in the morning. Does not reduce noise...
Windowsill, Executive Grade
Extra deep, south facing, with a premium view of the bird feeder. Pot plants removed on installation..
Treat Ration Book, Annual
Fifty two coupons for treats, which will all be redeemed by Tuesday. The Ministry regrets that it ca..
Grass Salad (For Immediate Return)
Fresh cat grass, eaten enthusiastically and returned to you on the carpet within the hour. A healthy..
Under Door Paw Probe
A telescopic paw extension for reaching under closed doors to establish what is happening on the oth..