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Permit to Sit on Freshly Folded Laundry
Stamped, signed and valid for any pile of warm clothes, especially black trousers. Renewal is automa..
Licence to Ignore Name Being Called
Grants the holder the right to hear their name, turn one ear, and continue doing nothing. Recognised..
Planning Permission for a Hairball (Hallway Only)
Approves one hairball, to be placed in the hallway at night where it will be found by a bare foot. O..
Visa for the Forbidden Bedroom
Opens the closed door through the time honoured method of scratching it until someone gives up. Vali..
Tabby Inspector's Uniform
A smart tunic for conducting official inspections of shopping bags, boxes and anything new. Pockets ..
Ceremonial Collar of Mild Authority
Worn at state occasions such as the vet, and removed at once with the back paw. A small bell announc..
Hi Vis Vest for Midnight Zoomies
Reflective safety wear for running laps of the house at three in the morning. Does not reduce noise...
The Laptop You Were Using (Refurbished)
A warm, humming slab with the precise dimensions of a cat. Previously used for important work, now u..